SO embarrased!

After you are done laughing...please read on so that I can explain.

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Okay, I am posting this because first of all, I don't look like this. I have also decided that I can look at it now and think that it is funny, and most of all, because I actually posted about this incident earlier and was pretty proud of myself. Well, apparently what I did stuck out and due to my excellence, I have been commended at the police department. Part of this commendation includes a framed certificate with my picture hung in the main hall of the police department for all of dispatch, patrol, well basically the whole city to view. Below is the beautiful picture that will be posted.

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I have been wanting to get it updated. I do believe that ID cards are like year book pictures man, I mean really, whose identification badge really looks that great or looks like themselves?! I have gone to great lengths to hide this picture when it is around my neck and I do not understand why they do not take a current picture to display?! Anything would have been better than this thing! People actually laugh out loud when they see it, they just start laughing. I really do need to just laugh, but I can't help but be really, really embarrassed that everyone is going to see this. I fear that I will not hear the end of it.